{"id":1508,"date":"2020-08-06T14:06:45","date_gmt":"2020-08-06T14:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1508"},"modified":"2020-08-06T14:30:53","modified_gmt":"2020-08-06T14:30:53","slug":"windsor-man-looking-forward-to-stage-3-to-try-out-his-covid-19-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1508","title":{"rendered":"Windsor man looking forward to Stage 3 to try out his COVID-19 pick-up lines"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Single-Guy-Whats-Up-Windsor.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1509\" width=\"291\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Single-Guy-Whats-Up-Windsor.png 551w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Single-Guy-Whats-Up-Windsor-216x300.png 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Since March Chad Lancaster has been unable to participate in his favorite leisure activity of speaking to women in bars in the hopes of finding a new hook-up.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve spent years perfecting my technique&#8221; Mr. Lancaster proudly stated to gathered media on Thursday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Mr. Lancaster elaborated on the current situation &#8220;I think Windsor needs to move to Stage 3.  Our cases are coming down, the local economy could use the boost and most importantly I&#8217;ve spent almost five months working on my new pick-up lines.&#8221;   When asked for examples Mr. Lancaster was eager to try out his new material &#8220;How&#8217;s this one?   Hey baby can I wash your hands for 20 seconds.   Or how how about this one?  Hey baby you smell so good is that Purell you&#8217;re wearing?  If those don&#8217;t work I&#8217;ll use this one.  We might be in Stage 3 but I&#8217;m really looking forward to Stage 69.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A follow-up with women who have interacted with Mr. Lancaster in the past said that they too are looking forward to Stage 3 and are also grateful that social distancing will be enforced keeping him at least two metres away.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Since March Chad Lancaster has been unable to participate in his favorite leisure activity of speaking to women in bars in the hopes of finding a new hook-up. &#8220;I&#8217;ve spent years perfecting my technique&#8221; Mr. Lancaster proudly &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1508\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1515,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions\/1515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}