{"id":149,"date":"2016-07-01T06:08:31","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T06:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2016-07-03T02:57:59","modified_gmt":"2016-07-03T02:57:59","slug":"man-proud-to-buy-condoms-for-first-time-in-2-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Man proud to buy condoms for first time in 2 years"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Local man Edwin Hall, aged 49, who hasn\u2019t dated in two years recently struck gold on Christian Mingle and purchased condoms for the first time in 24 months.<\/p>\n

Mr. Hall reported that he has created profiles on most every website dating service \u201cMatch, OK Cupid, E-Harmony, Lava-Life and Christian Mingle. You name it I\u2019ve tried it\u201d he said during a recent trip to Shoppers Drug Mart to purchase condoms. \u201cIt\u2019s a one in a million shot really\u201d he reported when describing his internet chat with what appears to be the only promiscuous girl on the Christine Mingle website. Having been single since the summer of 2014 he has no need for condoms and was looking forward to the purchase.
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After finishing his internet chat he headed straight to Shoppers where eye-witnesses report he brought several boxes of condoms to the cashier and insisted on a price check on each box which included a request that the cashier mention his name while asking for the price check over the store\u2019s speaker system. It was reported that he was also filming the transaction on his cell phone. \u201cI couldn\u2019t be prouder\u201d he explained to on-lookers in regards to his upcoming sexual congress.<\/p>\n

Mr. Hall advises that he believes his big night out will include meeting the lucky young lady at a local pub for a drink around 9:00pm then heading over to her place around 10:00pm for the big event. He expects to be back at the pub telling his friends tales of his evening around 10:15pm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Local man Edwin Hall, aged 49, who hasn\u2019t dated in two years recently struck gold on Christian Mingle and purchased condoms for the first time in 24 months. Mr. Hall reported that he has created profiles on most every website … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}