{"id":1484,"date":"2020-06-09T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-09T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1484"},"modified":"2020-06-09T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2020-06-09T15:17:00","slug":"local-dog-relieved-that-owner-is-going-back-to-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1484","title":{"rendered":"Local dog relieved that owner is going back to work"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Capture222.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1485\" width=\"339\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Capture222.png 589w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Capture222-288x300.png 288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211;  A local dog who goes by the name Archie was relieved to hear the news this week that his owner who he identified as a woman named Sharon was returning to her job.  &#8220;Thank, God!  I&#8217;ve been locked up with this woman for the better part of three months and I was at my breaking point.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Archie elaborated on his ordeal &#8220;At first it was nice she was around the house more.  We&#8217;d go for walks and watch Netflix but I really don&#8217;t know why you people got so excited about Tiger King.   I lost interest after one episode. Anyway it was good for a week or two then she just wouldn&#8217;t leave me alone.   She was always underfoot and seriously how many pictures of me was she going to post on Instagram?  If we did one more nature photo-shoot I was ready to call the Humane Society and report her for animal abuse.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now that Sharon is returning to work Archie plans to relax and try and get back to a normal routine.  Archie also made a plea for some assistance from the public &#8220;Can someone help me find this woman a boyfriend before the next pandemic? I don&#8217;t think I can take another quarantine with her on my own.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; A local dog who goes by the name Archie was relieved to hear the news this week that his owner who he identified as a woman named Sharon was returning to her job. &#8220;Thank, God! I&#8217;ve been &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1484\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1486,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484\/revisions\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}