{"id":1474,"date":"2020-05-09T16:51:05","date_gmt":"2020-05-09T16:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1474"},"modified":"2020-05-09T16:51:05","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T16:51:05","slug":"windsor-man-anxiously-looking-forward-to-opening-toilet-paper-purchased-in-march","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1474","title":{"rendered":"Windsor man anxiously looking forward to opening toilet paper purchased in March"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/TP-255x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1475\" width=\"281\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/TP-255x300.jpg 255w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/TP-768x904.jpg 768w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/TP-870x1024.jpg 870w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/TP.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Peter Brock, age 44, of Windsor announced on his weekly Zoom video-conference with extended family and friends that he would finally be opening the package of toilet paper he purchased on March 11th.  &#8220;I&#8217;m pretty excited about this.  My over-reacting and hoarding is finally going to pay off!&#8221; Mr. Brock said on Saturday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>He explained further &#8220;I know some people think it was a dumb thing to do but it is two months later and I don&#8217;t have to go to the store to buy toilet paper.  In fact I may not have to buy toilet paper until next year.  I&#8217;ve got this 48 pack not opened and another 48 pack in the closet downstairs.  I might be good until 2022.   So who is the dumb one now?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When asked what he would purchase on his next trip to the store Mr. Brock advised that he has a  priority item on his shopping list &#8220;I&#8217;m going to get as many cans of Raid bug-spray as I can so when the murder hornets arrive I&#8217;ll be able to fight back&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Peter Brock, age 44, of Windsor announced on his weekly Zoom video-conference with extended family and friends that he would finally be opening the package of toilet paper he purchased on March 11th. &#8220;I&#8217;m pretty excited about &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1474\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1476,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474\/revisions\/1476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}