{"id":1465,"date":"2020-04-12T04:12:12","date_gmt":"2020-04-12T04:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2020-04-12T04:17:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-12T04:17:10","slug":"quarantine-leads-to-startling-discovery-for-local-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1465","title":{"rendered":"Quarantine leads to startling discovery for local woman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pringles-300x276.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1466\" width=\"324\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pringles-300x276.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pringles-768x707.jpg 768w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pringles-1024x942.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pringles-326x300.jpg 326w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Pringles.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p> Windsor, ON &#8211; Three weeks into the COVID-19 home-self-quarantine and a new relationship is in trouble &#8220;We only met in December and moved in together in February but I thought I knew James pretty well but then he came home with a can of Pringles for movie night and he poured them into a bowl&#8221; a distraught Sarah Conway, of Windsor, reported on Saturday evening. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What sort of psychopath have I gotten myself mixed up with?&#8221; Ms. Conway asked gathered friends and family during a Zoom chat early Sunday morning &#8220;He seemed so normal and now this?  Everyone knows you eat Pringles from the can.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ms. Conway reports to she plans to end the relationship as soon the quarantining and social distancing advisories have been lifted &#8220;I have to get out of this relationship.   If he&#8217;ll do something this crazy with the Pringles what&#8217;s next?  He might kill me in my sleep or he might put the ketchup and mustard in a kitchen cupboard instead of placing them on the shelf inside the fridge door where they belong!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Three weeks into the COVID-19 home-self-quarantine and a new relationship is in trouble &#8220;We only met in December and moved in together in February but I thought I knew James pretty well but then he came home &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1465\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1469,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions\/1469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}