{"id":1460,"date":"2020-03-31T22:58:19","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T22:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1460"},"modified":"2020-03-31T23:06:39","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T23:06:39","slug":"local-man-dreading-inevitable-bad-april-fools-day-covid-19-jokes-on-social-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1460","title":{"rendered":"Local man dreading inevitable bad April Fool&#8217;s Day Covid-19 jokes on social media"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"291\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/April-1-291x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1461\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/April-1-291x300.jpg 291w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/April-1-768x791.jpg 768w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/April-1.jpg 993w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Oliver Roberts, age 36, of Windsor thinks some of the worst fall-out from the Covid-19 virus will occur tomorrow, April 1st, on all social media platforms &#8220;It will probably start late on March 31st.  Everyone will start sharing jokes, memes and bad puns about the virus.  I may have to stay off of Facebook for the next few days&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Mr. Roberts explained further &#8220;I like a good joke, I really do but we are going to inundated on April 1st.   From a bad-joke and bad-pun standpoint the timing of this virus couldn&#8217;t be worse.  I suppose the only thing that could be worse would be if the virus arrived in October and people would be dressed-up as Covid-19 for Halloween&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When asked for what advice he would give people that are trying to avoid social media &#8220;I understand Porn Hub is giving out a free subscription for a month so I&#8217;d recommend that.  There are never any bad puns or jokes with porn movies&#8221; replied Mr. Roberts as he settled in to watch a double-feature of Romancing the Bone and Good Will Humping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; Oliver Roberts, age 36, of Windsor thinks some of the worst fall-out from the Covid-19 virus will occur tomorrow, April 1st, on all social media platforms &#8220;It will probably start late on March 31st. Everyone will start &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1460\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-1460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news","tag-whatsupwindsor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1460"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1463,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1460\/revisions\/1463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}