{"id":1282,"date":"2018-11-28T15:49:02","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T15:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1282"},"modified":"2018-11-28T15:49:02","modified_gmt":"2018-11-28T15:49:02","slug":"jumbo-cabbage-harassed-about-recent-weight-gain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1282","title":{"rendered":"Jumbo-Cabbage harassed about recent weight gain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/vegetables-678539_960_720.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1283\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/vegetables-678539_960_720-291x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"257\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/vegetables-678539_960_720-291x300.png 291w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/vegetables-678539_960_720.png 698w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 257px) 100vw, 257px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Sitting quietly in the fruits and vegetables section of a local grocery a Jumbo-Cabbage reports he has gained a significant amount of weight since the summer. \u201cI stopped going to the gym and developed some poor nutritional habits but I thought I could drop the excess weight by getting back into exercising but the results aren\u2019t there so far\u201d the Cabbage said on Wednesday.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The Jumbo-Cabbage also claims the grocery store is harassing him about his weight &#8220;They have a sign right out in front of the store that say \u2018Jumbo\u2019 Cabbage on it. You don\u2019t see them putting signs about obese carrots up at the store\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 In addition the Cabbage feels his placement on the store shelf is also discriminating \u201cThey moved the string-beans right next door to my section and I can hear those skinny little pricks talking about me\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The Jumbo-Cabbage plans on getting back to the gym before the end of the year \u201cIf I can drop some weight maybe they\u2019ll move me over to the regular cabbage section before coleslaw season gets here\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Sitting quietly in the fruits and vegetables section of a local grocery a Jumbo-Cabbage reports he has gained a significant amount of weight since the summer. \u201cI stopped going to the gym and developed some poor nutritional &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1282\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1285,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions\/1285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}