{"id":1199,"date":"2018-07-04T18:42:02","date_gmt":"2018-07-04T18:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1199"},"modified":"2018-07-04T18:42:02","modified_gmt":"2018-07-04T18:42:02","slug":"top-10-things-to-carry-in-your-pants-besides-a-hatchet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1199","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 things to carry in your pants besides a hatchet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Tree.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1202\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Tree-300x207.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Tree-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Tree-435x300.jpg 435w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Tree.jpg 738w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; With this week\u2019s arrest of a man in Jackson Park for carrying a hatchet in his pants What\u2019s Up Windsor is providing a list of the top-ten things to carry in your pants instead of a hatchet.\u00a0\u00a0 Counting down from ten to one here\u2019s some ideas on what you can carry in your pants while visiting a park in Windsor, Ontario.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>10. Pizza (Windsor is known for its pizza so why not have an extra slice in your pants)<\/p>\n<p>9. Marijuana (its legal now)<\/p>\n<p>8. Doritos (for after the marijuana)<\/p>\n<p>7. Paperwork for filing for a complaint with the Integrity Commissioner (everyone else is doing it why not you?)<\/p>\n<p>6. Smart Phone (so you can check your favourite parody news website)<\/p>\n<p>5. Canada World Cup soccer flag (please note: you\u2019ll have to keep it inside your pants until 2026)<\/p>\n<p>4. Timbits (who doesn\u2019t love a Timbit? But don\u2019t get the plain ones they\u2019re awful)<\/p>\n<p>3. Mayoral nomination papers (you could end up with control of Jackson Park for four years)<\/p>\n<p>2. Tickets for Trevor Noah (he\u2019s doing a show at the Casino on July 20<sup>th<\/sup>)<\/p>\n<p>1. Wallet (especially handy if you have to show police your I.D. because you also have a hatchet in your pants)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; With this week\u2019s arrest of a man in Jackson Park for carrying a hatchet in his pants What\u2019s Up Windsor is providing a list of the top-ten things to carry in your pants instead of a hatchet.\u00a0\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1199\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1204,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions\/1204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}