{"id":1193,"date":"2018-07-01T18:45:47","date_gmt":"2018-07-01T18:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2018-07-01T18:48:04","modified_gmt":"2018-07-01T18:48:04","slug":"nebraska-teen-celebrates-canada-day-by-telling-friends-about-his-imaginary-girlfriend-in-windsor-ontario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1193","title":{"rendered":"Nebraska teen celebrates Canada Day by telling friends about his imaginary girlfriend in Windsor, Ontario"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capture555554.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-896\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capture555554-300x157.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capture555554-300x157.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Capture555554.jpg 423w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Omaha, Nebraska &#8211; &#8220;I swear she&#8217;s real&#8221; exclaimed Wyatt Cooper, age 15, of Omaha.\u00a0 &#8220;We met at Disney World last year when her\u00a0family and my family were at the Magic Kingdom on vacation at the same time.\u00a0 I even saw her boobs once.\u00a0\u00a0 Well, I saw one of them but I think that counts for something&#8221;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Cooper has been having trouble explaining his supposed girlfriend to his family and friends in Nebraska. &#8220;She&#8217;s very busy.\u00a0 She lives in Windsor, Ontario which is right beside Detroit and she has a job after school at her Dad&#8217;s maple syrup company and she ice skates on weekends so that&#8217;s why I don&#8217;t talk to her much but I text her all the time&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>While not being able to produce a text message as evidence as his phone recently &#8216;broke&#8217; the Nebraskan Romeo says he stills\u00a0plans to call his girlfriend to wish her a happy Canada Day later on this evening &#8220;She&#8217;s out with her family for their annual moose ride but she&#8217;ll be home later on tonight after their pick-up\u00a0some crullers at the Tim Horton&#8217;s for dinner&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Omaha, Nebraska &#8211; &#8220;I swear she&#8217;s real&#8221; exclaimed Wyatt Cooper, age 15, of Omaha.\u00a0 &#8220;We met at Disney World last year when her\u00a0family and my family were at the Magic Kingdom on vacation at the same time.\u00a0 I even saw &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1193\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1197,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions\/1197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}