{"id":1188,"date":"2018-06-26T13:57:07","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T13:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2018-06-26T13:57:07","modified_gmt":"2018-06-26T13:57:07","slug":"flat-earth-society-names-windsor-as-worlds-flattest-city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1188","title":{"rendered":"Flat-Earth Society names Windsor as world\u2019s flattest city"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Windsor, ON \u2013 The annual Flat-Earth Society conference was held last week in Denver, Colorado and Windsor, Ontario was named the flattest city on the flat earth map.\u00a0\u00a0 The annual conference is held and attended by persons who believe the earth is flat and this year Windsor was recognized for its unique flatness.
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Local flat-earther Walter Sorenson of Windsor commented \u201cI\u2019ve been pushing for Windsor to be recognized for its flatness for several years but in the past other attendees at the conference have brought up the fact that Windsor has Malden Hill and a few other supposedly non-flat spots but this year I was able to convince them that Malden Hill wasn\u2019t real and had been photo-shopped into pictures by the government to make it look like Windsor wasn\u2019t flat\u201d.<\/p>\n

Mr. Sorenson who took time off from his job installing satellite television receivers to attend the flat-earth conference believes the designation of being so flat will help attract tourists to Windsor \u201cI\u2019ve been all around the globe and more and more people are coming to the realization that the earth is flat. I was telling everyone I met at the conference that we are nowhere near the edge of the earth so there wasn\u2019t any danger of falling off in they visited Windsor\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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