{"id":1095,"date":"2018-02-28T18:32:41","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T18:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2018-02-28T22:07:57","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T22:07:57","slug":"pot-hole-planning-on-becoming-a-sink-hole-by-end-of-march","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1095","title":{"rendered":"Pot hole planning on becoming a sink hole by end of March"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Capture222.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1096\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Capture222-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Capture222-300x203.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Capture222.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; A large pot hole on Riverside Drive East\u00a0declared it&#8217;s intentions of becoming a sink hole by the end of March.\u00a0 &#8220;I think it is time I moved up in the world.\u00a0 I have been a pot hole for three seasons now and I think the time is right to move up to sink hole status&#8221; the pot hole announced on Wednesday.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hear there is another winter storm coming our way this week so I will still have early March to damage a few more tires before I move up to the big time&#8221; advised the pot hole to the gathered media at today&#8217;s press conference.<\/p>\n<p>When asked what his plans were after becoming a sink hole the pot hole said he had his sights set on swallowing up an e-bike.\u00a0 &#8220;There is a e-bike rider that drives by every day and he plays Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf on his e-bike radio.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;d be doing the entire city a favour if he disappeared into\u00a0a sink hole&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON &#8211; A large pot hole on Riverside Drive East\u00a0declared it&#8217;s intentions of becoming a sink hole by the end of March.\u00a0 &#8220;I think it is time I moved up in the world.\u00a0 I have been a pot hole &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1095\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1106,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/1106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}