{"id":1059,"date":"2018-01-11T19:03:45","date_gmt":"2018-01-11T19:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1059"},"modified":"2018-01-11T19:43:56","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T19:43:56","slug":"extraordinarily-long-hair-at-urinal-startles-bar-patrons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1059","title":{"rendered":"Extraordinarily long hair at urinal startles bar patrons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/wc-2364071_960_720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1060\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/wc-2364071_960_720-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/wc-2364071_960_720-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/wc-2364071_960_720.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 An exceptionally long pubic hair appeared at a local establishment\u2019s men\u2019s room urinal this past Saturday startling many customers and employees. \u201cIt wasn\u2019t there when I started work\u201d bartender, Kyle Banner reported \u201cI would remember seeing something like that\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 Investigators estimate the hair was left sometime\u00a0between 6:00pm and 9:00pm.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere were some rumblings going around the bar in the early evening about this thing\u201d said server, Casey Collins.\u00a0\u00a0 Eyewitnesses report that the pubic hair was approximately nine or ten centimetres long.\u00a0 \u201cIt was tough to say the actual length but it was big.\u00a0 It was really disturbing\u201d Mr. Banner added.<\/p>\n<p>At press time the list of culprits has been narrowed to a newly divorced single father of four, a man recently revived from a coma or Sasquatch. \u201cThere was this really hairy guy here on Saturday he could have very well been a Bigfoot.\u00a0 He did order the fish and had an accent so maybe it was a Bigfoot who left the giant hair.\u00a0 Or maybe it was just some guy who doesn&#8217;t manscape\u201d Ms. Collins speculated. The investigation continues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 An exceptionally long pubic hair appeared at a local establishment\u2019s men\u2019s room urinal this past Saturday startling many customers and employees. \u201cIt wasn\u2019t there when I started work\u201d bartender, Kyle Banner reported \u201cI would remember seeing something &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1059\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1069,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions\/1069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}