{"id":1016,"date":"2017-11-20T17:18:24","date_gmt":"2017-11-20T17:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2017-11-20T17:19:50","modified_gmt":"2017-11-20T17:19:50","slug":"local-man-doesnt-understand-concept-of-friends-with-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1016","title":{"rendered":"Local man doesn\u2019t understand concept of friends-with-benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/FullSizeRender.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1017\" src=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/FullSizeRender-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/FullSizeRender-212x300.jpg 212w, http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/FullSizeRender.jpg 317w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Chris Taylor, age 38 of Windsor, has recently discovered the\u00a0idea of friends-with-benefits but hasn\u2019t quite grasped the concept completely. Mr. Taylor reports that during a weekly get together with his pals over beers last Friday the conversation turned to having friends-with-benefits.\u00a0\u00a0 One of Chris\u2019s friends advised he had a friend-with- benefits and was having sex once or twice a week.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Taylor immediately headed home to update his dating profile on Plenty of Fish to include that he had a great job with an amazing dental, vision and prescription drug plan. \u201cI have a great benefits plan I just didn\u2019t realize that I should be telling women about it in order to have casual sex.\u00a0\u00a0 Who knew?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Taylor has reported immediate results to his new dating profile \u201cI haven\u2019t had sex yet but I have two dates lined up this week.\u00a0\u00a0 One has crooked teeth and the other one is near-sighted\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Windsor, ON \u2013 Chris Taylor, age 38 of Windsor, has recently discovered the\u00a0idea of friends-with-benefits but hasn\u2019t quite grasped the concept completely. Mr. Taylor reports that during a weekly get together with his pals over beers last Friday the conversation &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/?p=1016\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1016"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatsupwindsor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}