Local man’s weight loss program not showing results

Windsor, ON – Windsor resident Ed Freeman, age 48, presented the results of his weight loss program this week with admittedly poor outcomes.  “I just don’t get it.  I’ve been on this program for two entire weeks and have actually gained weight.  It is frustrating because I’m all about healthy eating and exercise” Mr. Freeman reported.

“I ate salad for dinner twice during the last two weeks and went to the gym once.   You would think that would be enough to lose a few pounds.  Sure I had a couple of beers, well maybe seven or eight beers, last weekend but it was my buddy’s birthday party and I didn’t want to be rude.  You would think the salads would have cancelled out the beer?” Freeman said.

When asked what he was doing this weekend to enhance his weight loss program Mr. Freeman advised “I was planning on going to the gym but I saw there was a Die Hard movie marathon on TV and it might be cold out so I’ll probably put off going to the gym until next week”.