Windsor, ON – In a surprising new study local experts have declared bacon to better than broccoli. “We spent at least two weeks researching this and did a blind taste test among several demographics. Fourth, fifth and sixth graders were part of our study and bacon won out every time” announced science fair participant Kenny Tyson, age 11, of William G. Davis public school.
Mr. Tyson went on to say “I was surprised at the results myself but as it turns out 99% of the people who participated in the study said bacon was better. And I don’t know what Brandi Rogers problem is but she said broccoli was better”.
A further follow-up study is planned for later this month to determine whether chocolate is better than cauliflower.