New study shows chocolate eggs healthier than real eggs

Windsor, ON – A group of local scientists have issued a paper with their conclusion that chocolate eggs are healthier than real eggs.  The scientists aged 8 to 10 attend William G. Davis public school and announced their findings ahead of the Easter weekend.

“Our conclusions were based mainly on taste, ease of use and our firm belief that chocolate should be considered an official food group.  When you consider chocolate as a food group the conclusions speak for themselves” said lead scientist Daniel Wayne, age 10, of Windsor. “I am confident in our methodology and findings and after all I did win the science fair this year with my baking-soda volcano”.

When asked what was next for his research team Mr. Wayne replied “We are hoping for a grant from the Cadbury corporation to study how Halloween candy can extend a person’s life”.